November 2011
3 tags
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's... →
This is gold!
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
And wait...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Ed Sheeran (119)
Nicki Minaj (28)
Willow Smith (14)
Stanton Warriors (11)
LMFAO (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
If I had unlimited power
thenewhotness:
I would keep the cast of Party of Five on stand by and at the ready to reenact the Bailey Intervention episode whenever I wanted.
That episode.
3 tags
chaptertwelve asked: You're saying we shouldn't cut foreign aid because other nations might not like us? We spend a lot of money on other nations now and they don't like us. If we had extra money lying around, I'd say that's not much of an issue, charity is noble, etc., but we don't have extra money. *That's* what the protests are about. I'm not suggesting that we shouldn't...
2 tags
“I think aid is all worthless. It doesn’t do any good to most of the people. You...”
– Ron Paul, answering a question initially posed to Herman Cain: whether he felt we could afford to continue foreign aid to Africa for things like AIDS, malaria, and the like. Worth noting: foreign aid presently makes up about 1% of the U.S. federal budget.
(via shortformblog)
I see foreign aid...
3 tags
1 tag
“Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you...”
– Carnegie, Dale (via tressebleue)
apleasantsurprise:
ronan farrow
he’s got a cary elwes in the princess bride thing going on, no?
wait until you read his resume
Are you kidding me with this guy?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Puscifer (35)
Band of Skulls (16)
Nine Inch Nails (14)
Stanton Warriors (9)
Bruno Mars (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
shortformblog asked: Novell ≠ Adobe.
3 tags
4 tags
3 tags
eviesan:
The Parting Glass (cover) - Ed...
4 tags
4 tags
A Perk of Living Alone the Right Gal Might Not...
shorterexcerpts:
I really enjoy, when taking off boxer briefs, leaving them on one foot, then kicking them in the air and catching them (the trick is to kick them up, I’ve found.)
Sure, if I lived with roommates, I could still do this, provided the bathroom was big enough, or if I was in my own room and about to go to bed or something. But it’s much more fun to do in the middle of the living...
1 tag
1 tag
“When I say “I love you,” its not because I want you or because I can’t have you....”
– Joss Whedon (via quote-book)
3 tags
3 tags
5 tags
Choice quotes from douchenozzle Penn State... →
inothernews:
“I think the point people are trying to make is the media is responsible for JoePa going down.” — Penn State freshman on why it was totally okay to overturn a news broadcast truck. DOUCHENOZZLE POINTS (from 1-10): 9.
“We got rowdy, and we got maced. But make no mistake, the board started this riot by firing our coach. They tarnished a legend.” 19-year-old Penn Stater, who...
“My heart aches for Sandusky’s victims but also for every Penn State student who...”
– thepoliticalpartygirl (via thetart)
This.
(via knifegoesin)
7 tags
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Bruno Mars (24)
Jason Mraz (17)
James Dooley (4)
Gotye (3)
Nelly (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
chaptertwelve replied to your photo: I’m still loving the “macro” setting on my camera.
Your backlit keyboard makes me kind of jealous. I love love love my pretty computer, but its keyboard is not lit from within…
It’s not your keyboard that should be lit from within…
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
Finn, Age 7, On Love
keepsdiary:
via themansguidetolove
Oh, Finn… one day you’ll grow up!
1 tag
“Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later...”
– Tyler Oakley (via kateoplis) 